That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
