We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
