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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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