Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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