Your mouth is God's brothel.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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