Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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