dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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