i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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