I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
PANTIES FOUND
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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