wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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