if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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