I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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