I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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