the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you made out with another girl for some wings
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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