Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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