It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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