'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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