I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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