Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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