We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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