Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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