Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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