he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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