Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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