The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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