fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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