This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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