She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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