No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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