I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What a dumb baby whore.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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