i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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