Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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