called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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