But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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