I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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