Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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