hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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