I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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