hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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