your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
