Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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