He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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