i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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