I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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