covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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