Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Randomize
