FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
