I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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