Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Is it because I queefed?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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