its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
