People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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