i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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