Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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